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Jun
28th
Tue
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RT @simonpegg: I wish China would relax its social media laws, I just saw a butterfly flap its wings in my garden and I desperately need …

May
17th
Tue
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oh my god are Ireland on drugs? what the hell is this? #eurovision

May
16th
Mon
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Lithuania is signing? It’s like watching Drop Dead Gorgeous when the dog-fixated girl signs “Through the Eyes of Love”. Yeesh. #eurovision

May
11th
Wed
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(Source: wanderlustxx)

May
10th
Tue
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RT @lilmel_: dear @vodafone_au i’ve turned phone off & on, pulled sim out, dismantled phone, sacrificed a goat facing north & still can’ …

May
5th
Thu
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you will always find him in the kitchen at parties…..

May
2nd
Mon
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fakecriterions:

See You Next Wednesday [1968]
What is this? This is announcing the theme for the month of May.
Fake movies. Movies that have been in movies and tele-vision programs that don’t exist. Movies they’re always seeing in Seinfeld. The films of Tracy Jordan. Fiction within fiction, circles within squares, WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE.
It’s Double Fakeout Fake Criterions Month.
Go- research, look around, then post them to Tumblr tagged “Fake Criterions” or email them to fakecriterions[at]gmail.com.
We may not be able to post them all, but we will do a fair number of them. And you have a whole month, because there’s a lot of fake movies out there. Though, weirdly, there’s no huge Wikipedia list that I can find. What’s up with that?

 What I want to know is where the inspiration is from: which movie? which character?

fakecriterions:

See You Next Wednesday [1968]

What is this? This is announcing the theme for the month of May.

Fake movies. Movies that have been in movies and tele-vision programs that don’t exist. Movies they’re always seeing in Seinfeld. The films of Tracy Jordan. Fiction within fiction, circles within squares, WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE.

It’s Double Fakeout Fake Criterions Month.

Go- research, look around, then post them to Tumblr tagged “Fake Criterions” or email them to fakecriterions[at]gmail.com.

We may not be able to post them all, but we will do a fair number of them. And you have a whole month, because there’s a lot of fake movies out there. Though, weirdly, there’s no huge Wikipedia list that I can find. What’s up with that?

 What I want to know is where the inspiration is from: which movie? which character?

Aug
24th
Tue
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RT @JemKhan: Got an anon letter recently saying, “I saw you at Heathrow. You had such an aura of peace and love.” (That’ll be the xanax)

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Yay! Targa! RT @cvandendungen Dropped @Alisonmacqueen off at the aiport at 5am… she’s on her way to Perth for #QuitTargaWest .

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RT @GreensMPs: The real winner of this election is the AEC. What an incredible job they do, under extraordinary pressure #ausvotes

Aug
23rd
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RT @mikehopkin: I’ve had a long hard think and I reckon if Abbott becomes PM, asylum seekers should strongly consider triathlonning thei …

Aug
22nd
Sun
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RT @nytimes: Close Result Seen in Australian Vote http://nyti.ms/drYRkV

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RT @mikehopkin: Steve Fielding gone. A victory for fans of not being a blithering wowser everywhere. #ausvotes

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RT @annabelcrabb: This parliament is not just hung. It’s well hung, by the looks #ausvotes

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RT @mikehopkin: I’m sure Wyatt Roy will grow into his new role. And his new suit. #ausvotes